Ben Changes His Role In The Team
Supposed fan's favorite Ben da Costa (Philip is actually the most popular) has decided to change his role in the team and will take training on wednesday in which every member of the football team has to attend(details on message board). Mr Da Costa has also decided to change his name for Wednesday's training session and will probably be called Mr Motivator due to the disturbing sighting of Ben on television (picture below! appologies for the quality of the picture). News has been leaked to Mr. Cook and he is expected to be present on wednesday!
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Super Dan, the wonder man
'Star' player, Daniel McCulloch has been handed the Captain's armband for tomorrow's friendly with Barons. After hearing that the team's most influential player, and Captain, Philip Simmons, was reliquishing the captaincy for the friendly, Dan soon realised that he was the ideal replacement. Speaking to our reporter earlier today, Mr. McCulloch said: "I am delighted to have the opportunity to captain this side, since I am such an integral part of the team. It is only a one-off, but I am relishing the prospect." Phil has been a dynamic captain since he was given the armband after previous Captain Andrew K. was fired, having been made the scapegoat for the poor results the team were getting (of the six games Andy was captain, Rangers drew one and lost five, but this was not Andrew's fault). However, since Phil has become captain, our results have improved dramatically. Indeed, if Phil was not appointed captain then I doubt we'd be in the Cup Final. Shame we lost it in the end anyway, even with him as Captain. His leadership skills are a great asset to the team. Mr.Simmons will return as Captain for Rangers' next league game, against Rutlish.
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