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Knighthoods
A few of our players deserve knighthoods> The following are a list I will send to the Queen:

Robert Cook - Service to sad fans who know nothing about football.
Fergal - Service to benchwarmers.
Dan - Service to vanity
Michael - service to butter
Sammy - service to razors.
Liam - Service to clothes

Posted by: anon Date: 11/27/2001


Free big Mac's
Sum1 told me that if I came 2 this site I got a free lifetime supply of Big Mac's. I brought a bloody computer 2day because of that. Where is my big Mac? If I don't get it I will eat you all
Posted by: Peter M Date: 11/28/2001


Police Protection
Due to the disturbing messages put on the web site by an unknown source (Robert) Philip has been put under police protection and will have round the clock surveillance teams watching a suspect (Robert) where at this stage due to lack of evidence we can not submit his name (Robert). So who ever you are (Robert) you have been warned.

Posted by: Protection Squad Date: 11/28/200


Hold your hands up
I was told by my one of my fellow constables', to come and visit this website to inform that your 'one sad fan' has now been released on bail. He was spotted outside your captain's house (Phil Simmons, I believe is his name) shouting 'Phil, Phil, I want to have your babies.' He then proceeded to lock himself up to the nearest tree, and remained there for three hours before he was arrested. However it looks like Mr Cock, oops, sorry Cook, will go to prison for a very long time.

Posted by: PC Plod Date: 11/29/2001


Pyschiatric help required
No wonder we r losing so much. Some of the players r awful. Phil and Seb cannot shoot, tackle or run. DROP themn now. If it wasn't for them we would be top of the league. I propose this new starting XI:

Liam (myself)

McCulloch Szuman A.LLoyd Moses

Hooker Bob Local dog M.Karolak

Cock Diver
(sorry, Cook)

That should win us some games
Posted by: LIAM KEOGH Date: 11/27/2001

Is this a porn site
U told me this site was dedicated to dirty perverts. U r all a bunch of liars. I hate football. N e 1 got n e porn site addresses?

Posted by: ANDREW Date: 11/27/2001

I am in LOVE!
Wow Mehta is devine, if only i wasn't so rude!!! she is beauty itself. I love her!!!

Posted by: Robert Cook Date: 11/29/2001

u guys rock
this is from bunning, derek and ballsy from the I.T block and we think ure all brill . u can win on Saturday. and i may even play for you after all FC TROOPERS are crap. (even worse than you). WIMBLEDON RANGERS!!!!

Posted by: TROOPER Date: 11/29/2001

'Will you marry me
To Mr Tidy,
I have loved you for a very long time now, and I think you know this. I mean. you don't really believe that I wanted to get UCAS forms all that time. Therefore there is only one logical explanation - marriage. so Mr Tidy, 'will you marry me?'

Posted by: Robert Date: 12/01/2001